Maan and Geet had met in college, fell in love and were married for a year now.
Today Maan had to come really early to office in order to prepare for Mr. Chopra’s presentation which had suddenly got pre-poned as Mr. Chopra had to leave town by noon flight itself and hence Maan left Khurana Mansion at 6 in the morning cribbing that he couldn’t even enjoy his morning tea time reading the newspaper. Actually tea was just an excuse, in reality he was missing his morning drooling session when his Jaan would so lovingly pour his tea and hayee… he would be totally lost in admiring his Jaan… hayee… “But no this stupid meeting had to be pre-poned“, Maan left reluctantly stomping his feet and cribbing while Geet simply shook her head at his child-like antics.
Maan was totally engrossed in work and he didn’t realize when it was late afternoon. As he wrapped up the last meeting of the day Maan glanced at the clock to realize that it was half past four.
Maan (self-thought): Chalo let me glance at today’s newspaper and finish Mr. Ahuja’s project then I will go home early and surprise Geet (he smiled) Waise bhi aaj (Also) I couldn’t even enjoy my morning tea so I will make it up with an evening one (he thought as his heart flip-flopped… hayee… he would be able to drool over his Jaan all evening)
Thinking so he picked up the newspaper, but as soon as he opened it he was in for a big shock… OMG… they had published his picture when that stupid Pari (she was after Maan’s life since college) had suddenly hugged him aur dekhane mei toh aisa lag raha that as if they were sharing a lip lock. (they had published his picture when that stupid Pari had suddenly hugged him and it was looking like they were sharing a lip lock) Maan panicked seeing the photograph and almost ran out of his office.
Sasha (who was coming in to discuss the project file with Maan, on seeing him rush out): MK who Mr. Ahuja ka project…
Maan (muttered under his breath as he dashed out): Zinda bacoonga toh karunga na (Sasha was like “Kya“) We will continue tomorrow.
(If I remain alive then only I will finish na (Sasha was like “What”) We will continue tomorrow.)
Sasha: Ok MK… (and her detective brain started running as to what had happened to the great MSK that he was rushing like that)
Here Maan almost ran out of Khurana Constructions and drove towards Khurana Mansion when he spotted a shoe shop on the way.
Maan (self thought): Haan yeh theek rahega…(Yes, this is will be right…)
Thinking so he rushed inside the shop. (Arpi wonders shoe shop, ab yeh kaisa gift hota hai bhala apni Jaan ko manane ke liye… jewelry dete… dress dete… flowers dete… but shoes)
(Arpi wonders shoe shop, now what kind of a gift is this to pacify your Jaan… gift jewelry… gift dress… gift flowers… but shoes)
Sales Man (imagine Adi in this role): Sir aapke liye kaunse shoes dikhao
(What kind of shoes should I show you Sir)
Maan (searching for something): Not for me, for my wife.
Sales Man: Acha (looking behind Maan but seeing no one, stammering ) Par who kahan hai sirrr…
(Ok (looking behind Maan but seeing no one, stammering) But where is she sirrr…)
Maan (irritated): Unka kya karna hai… I am there na…
(What have you to do with her… I am there na…)
Sales Man (totally stunned as he stared at Maan with big big shocked eyes): Aap try karoge… (You will try)
Maan (was like “Kya???“): Have you gone mad, why would I try ladies sandals…
Sales Man (hell confused now): But then how will you buy??
Maan (he felt like strangling that stupid guy… he was already tensed and this guy was getting on his nerves): I know her size (Maan narrowed his eyes almost threatening the poor guy who gulped hard “Aaj toh meri shamat aayi hai“ (“Today toh I am gone”). When Maan saw a slipper he really liked.) Get me this one in size 10.
Sales Man was surprised to see a simple black slipper with no heel… matlab ek dum no heel yaar… totally flat and he again looked at Maan all confused.
Sales Man: Sir why don’t you see this one for Madam. All madam’s like heels… (he said showing him a black Stiletto (high heel wali sandal) but as soon as Maan glanced at the high heels, one could actually see smoke coming out of his ears and he gave that guy such murderous looks (in short deadly MSK stare) that the poor sales man was like “Aaj to mei gaya kaam se par maine aisa kya kiya” (“Today toh I am definitely gone but what did I do”) and he ran from there to save his dear life before Maan’s looks killed him)
The sales guy returned within a minute with Maan’s desired pair of slippers and Maan resumed his journey.
Maan had reached Khurana Mansion five minutes back but he didn’t have the guts to enter their house and he just stood on the door with the bell in his hands. Finally mustering courage to face his Jaan he rang the bell. Geet opened the door and Maan was about to speak something when he noticed Geet wearing Stilettos and he gulped hard as he went into flash back.
Geet and Maan were to get engaged the next day and both were hell excited when Geet called Maan.
Geet (on phone): Maan mom is coming that side (near your house) for some kitty party so I was thinking how about I drop by while she is having lunch.
Maan (super excited): Awesome Jaan, I was getting bored sitting alone at home as all have gone out for shopping.
And so it was decided that Geet would reach by one and Maan thought of surprising her and he rushed to buy her favorite chocolate and flowers.
But Geet reached at 12:30 itself and was shocked to find Khurana Mansion locked. She called up Maan but as his phone was unreachable she entered using her spare key.
Geet (self thought): Oh no… Maan ka mobile toh abhi bhi unreachable aa raha hai ab mei aadha ganta kya karoon… (she cribbed as she went upstairs to Maan’s room)
(Oh no… Maan’s mobile is still unreachable, now what will I do for the next half an hour…)
Maan came back at 12:50 and was surprised to find the main door locked from inside.
Maan (self thought): Arey lagta hai Geet jaldi aagayi… (he rang the bell but there was no response… he got confused but fortunately she had only latched the center lock which could be opened from outside also using the key)
(Oops, looks like Geet came early…)
Maan tip-toed into the house and on hearing some noises from his room, he rushed upstairs all excited to meet hi Jaan.
Maan (as he reached his room door): Hi Jaan… (but as soon he called out to her, he was shocked to find a pillow hit him. By the time he could recover from the shock he got hit by another and another. He somehow managed to duck them when he saw a flower vase flying at him… he somehow saved himself but his Jaan was in no mood to spare him today as one after the other things kept flying at him, his hair brush, pen, pencil, show piece, shaver, anything and everything his Jaan could lay her hands on but fortunately he managed to avoid all of Geet’s weapons infuriating her all the more. When she found a broom which the maid had by mistake left in Maan’s room while cleaning in the morning and Geet grabbed that. Maan was so stunned to see her pick the broom that he almost froze giving Geet time to catch up with him and before he could even realize “Whack” she hit his back side with the broom. “Ouch” Maan yelled but his Jaan was in no mood of mercy and she hit him left, right and center with the broom with poor Maan jumping and yelping trying to save himself but with no luck.)
Somehow he finally managed to hold the broom.
Maan: Arey yaar mujhe kaise pata hota that you would come so early. I toh had just gone to get your favorite chocolates and flowers (he whined complainingly to her but this angered Geet all the more and she left the broom and picked up her slippers)
(Arey yaar how should I have known that you would come so early.)
Geet (she hit him “Whack” with the Stiletto on his bum and Maan yelped in pain “Ouch Jaan it hurts…” he complained making a baby face rubbing his bum): Aap ko koi sharam haya hai bhi ki nahi… aisa koi karta hai kya… (leaving Maan hell confused ki aisa usne kya kiya. But before he could think or react she hit him again “Whack“)
(Do you have any shame left or not… does anyone do like this… (leaving Maan hell confused that what had he done that she was talking like this. But before he could think or react she hit him again “Whack”))
Maan: Par maine aisa kya kiya Jaan (he almost pleaded as his Jaan beat him up when by mistake Geet hit him real hard on his chest and the heel pierced his skin and he winced in pain as a drop of blood trickled out)
(But what did I do Jaan)
Geet immediately left him and the slipper but precious pearls rolled down her cheeks and she broke out crying as she thumped on the bed. Her tears pricked Maan’s heart and his eyes too brimmed with tears seeing his Jaan all broken like that and crying. He kneeled down in front of her and he gently held her hand.
Maan (slapping himself with her hand holding her hand): Jitna marna hai marlo Jaan but please don’t cry. You know na I can’t bear to see tears in my Mishti’s eyes. (Geet held her hand not wanting to slap him but her tears were nowhere to stop and they poured out all the more piercing Maan’s heart as to what mistake had he done to have caused so much pain to his love)
(Hit me as much as you want Jaan but please don’t cry)
When Maan picked up her slipper and made her hold it. Geet was surprised as to what he was up to and looked up to see him hold her hand and with it he was about to slap his face with her slipper but she held her hand totally shocked, she couldn’t even dream of slapping his face and that too with a slipper and she threw the slipper away.
Maan (wiping her tears, his voice full of pain): Please Jaan, kuch toh bolo na Mishti ki maine aisa kya kar diya ki meri Jaan ki aakho se aasu ruk hi nahi rahe.
(Please Jaan, tell na Mishti what have I done that tears are not stopping from my Jaan’s eyes)
And Geet placed a picture in his hand. Maan blushed a shade of deep red seeing the photograph really infuriating her.
Geet (whacking his chest): Aap ko sharam nahi aati hai kya ek toh aap kisi aur larki ko kiss kar rahe ho aur upar se jab mei aapko woh tasveer dikhati hoon aap blush kar rahe ho. (Only Maan’s face was visible and not the girl’s so Geet had no idea woh her sautan was)
(Do you even feel ashamed or not, first you kiss another girl and on top of that when I show you that photograph you are blushing.)
Maan gently held her shoulder but she turned her face away pouting, really angry on him.
Maan (softy holding her chin and making her face him): Jaan yeh larki aur koi nahi tum hi ho (and Geet was like “kya” completed stunned by his reply)
(Jaan, this girl is none other than you)
Geet (turning her face away really furious now): Awww….. haad hoti hai juth bolne ki bhi Maan, I know it is not me because we have never shared a lip lock so stop lying…
(Awww… there is a limit to telling lies Maan, I know it is not me because we have never shared a lip lock so stop lying…)
Maan (blushed remembering what had happened and he held her chin gently): Wait Jaan, I will show you something, then you say… ok… (and Geet agreed as even though she was furious on Maan but her heart knew he could never break her trust)
And Maan rushed to get his laptop and he played a video on it. As the video started playing Geet was really astonished as it was their college farewell party video.
Flash Back – Farewell Party
Geet was dressed in a magnificent black saree while Maan equally complimented her in an immaculate black suit with a crisp white shirt and black tie. Hayee… they both looked so breathtaking and completely out of this world that all were totally mesmerized by this magical and heavenly couple.
As soon as they entered the hall Geet’s favorite song “Jaane Kyun from Dostana” started playing and she dragged Maan straight to the dance floor and soon their whole gang joined in. They were a group of six inseparable friends Maan, Geet, Annie, Arjun, Meera and Yash. They kept on jumping and dancing truly enjoying themselves when suddenly Geet felt thirsty.
Geet (almost yelling into Maan’s ear as the music was really loud): I will just be back (and Maan blinked his eyes as she left the dance floor.)
It had been a good ten minutes but there was absolutely no sign of Geet hence Maan excused himself from his friends and went out in search of his love. When to his utmost horror he found his Jaan talking to a pillar at the extreme end of the hall and he ran up to his Geet.
Maan tapped her shoulder and she turned around with a bottle of mineral water in her hand but she seemed weird and was acting really strange as she smiled widely showing all her teeth to Maan.
Maan (Sensing something was definitely wrong): Isme kya hai Jaan (he asked pointing at the bottle)
(What is in it Jaan)
Geet (little confused ): Woh I was very thirsty na and so I was searching for water when I found this mineral water bottle (she paused a bit as she cutely looked here and there to make sure no one was hearing her before she continued almost whispering into his ear) a secret batau (Shall I tell a secret)(Maan was like hell confused what was she doing when seeing him all lost she shook him) secret batau (and Maan was like “haan“) woh na iska taste na ek dum alag hai but I really like it (it’s taste is really different but I really like it)(giving Maan the bottle) Tum bhi try karo Maan… (Try it Maan…) it is reeeaaalllyyy good and I am sure you will like it too (she said swaying slightly and Maan sensed something was definitely wrong in that water and as he whiffed it he realized that some idiot had sneaked liquor inside the farewell party in mineral water bottles and his poor Jaan had picked up one by mistake) Try karo na I am sure you will like it (she urged him again showing all her teeth but she almost lost her balance and Maan immediately held her waist supporting her and Geet lovingly touched his nose giggling ) hehehe I feel so good Maan (and she opened her arms as she bend her back backwards as if flying and Maan tightened his grip on her waist in order to support her and prevent her from falling back while she laughed whole heartedly and hayee… her laughter was like music to his ears and he slowly getting totally lost in his completely tipsy Jaan)
When all of a sudden Geet straightened herself and she very lovingly wrapped her arms around his neck pulling him really close to herself and their lips grazed slightly.
Geet (her eyes darkening in passion and deep desire) I really love you Maan (and she softly pecked Maan on his lips and soon both were completely lost in their first kiss exploring all the hidden treasures as their tongues danced around completing with each other. They broke apart after ages both panting for air but soon they were once again lost in kissing, licking and nibbling one another)
Meera: Ahem… Ahem…
When suddenly Maan heard someone clear her throat and he broke away from Geet but still holding her from her waist supporting her as she had totally lost her senses by now.
Meera: Yeh sab kya chal raha hai Maan (and he explained how Geet had accidently gotten drunk)
(What is all this Maan)
Maan and Meera helped a completely tipsy Geet back to Meera’s hostel room and they informed her parents that as it was too late and Geet was hell tired, she would stay with Meera only.
Flash Back – Farewell Party Ends
Geet (confused): But Maan tume toh kaha tha ki I just fell unconscious in your arms when you met me after I drank that water and humari farewell party ki toh koi video hai hi nahi aur koi photograph bhi print nahi ho payi thi na. Don’t you remember the video and photographs had gotten accidentally destroyed na (when realization dawned on her that there was no such accident. It was her Maan who had not let their first kiss get leaked and it was he who made sure that their private moments remained private. He had saved the video just for himself and the picture he had gotten developed as a souvenir of their first kiss and hence he was blushing when she showed him that. Tears brimmed Geet’s eyes as she engulfed her Maan in a bone crushing bear hug truly overwhelmed at her Jaan and Maan too hugged her with all his love.)
(But Maan you had said that I just fell unconscious in your arms when you met me after I drank that water and there was no video of our farewell party, in fact no photograph could also be printed na. Don’t you remember the video and photographs had gotten accidently destroyed na)
When she really tightened her hold on him and he winced in pain and Geet instantly left him.
Geet (really worried): Kya hua Maan (but Maan blinked his eyes assuring her that it was nothing and Geet smiled but as soon as she touched his back, he flinched again. Geet got really suspicious now) Boliye na Maan kya hua hai. (but he still shook his head denying that anything happened but Geet knew something was definitely wrong and she forced him to remove his T-shirt to see what was wrong)
(What happened Maan. Tell na Maan what has happened)
Tears threatened to roll down her eyes as she saw a couple of red patches forming on his chest and back. OMG… she had really beaten him hard… poor Maan.
Geet (really teary now slowly caressing his red chest): Bahut dard ho raha hai na Maan (there was so much pain in her voice as if she was living his pain) Mei kitni buri hoon na ki bina kuch jane bina kuch pooche aap ki itni pitai kar di par mei kya karti I just couldn’t even bear to imagine that you kissed someone else but why didn’t you stop me…
(It is really paining na Maan. How bad I am that what knowing anything, without even asking I beat you up but what could I do I just couldn’t even bear to imagine that you kissed someone else but why didn’t you stop me…)
Maan (lovingly wrapped his arms around her neck, pulling her really close to himself): My dear would be wifeyji aap ke toh gusse mei bhi aap ka pyaar hi jalakta hai (he said winking at her before softly kissing her cute red nose and hayee her cheeks too went all red as she blushed real hard)
(My dear would be wifeyji your love is reflected even in your anger)
Flash Back Ends
Geet snapped her fingers in front of Maan breaking his flash back and he gulped hard as he remembered the newspaper photograph with Pari and then saw Geet’s stiletto. His heart thudded loudly imagining his Jaan bashing him up with those and he immediately handed her the black slippers he had just purchased (Geet was taken aback seeing the slippers but his next set of words rendered her completely speechless)
Maan (totally panicky seeing those monstrous high heels): Yeh lo Jaan jitna marna hai inse mar lo (he said pushing the flat black slippers in her hand) but please un Dracula ke daato se mat marna (he said pointing at her Stilettos and Geet was like “Dracula ke Daat“) aur nahi toh kya they even pierce the skin like a blood sucking Dracula.
(Take this Jaan, how much ever you want to beat me, beat me with this (he said pushing the flat black slippers in her hand) but please don’t beat me with those Teeth of Dracula (he said pointing at her Stilettos and Geet was like “Teeth of Dracula”) What else they even pierce the skin like a blood sucking Dracula.)
Hayee he looked so cute as he cribbed non-stop about her high heels nahi nahi “Dracula ke Daat” hehe that she silenced him by softly kissing his lips and now it was Maan’s turn to be surprised, he toh was fearing that today God only knows kis kis se pitai hogi but his Jaan toh just kissed him.
(Hayee he looked so cute as he cribbed non-stop about her high heels no no “Teeth of Dracula” hehe that she silenced him by softly kissing his lips and now it was Maan’s turn to be surprised, he toh was fearing that God only knows with what all he would be beaten today but his Jaan toh just kissed him.)
Geet (sensing his questioning gaze): Aap woh newspaper wali photograph ko dekh kar dar rahe ho na (and Maan so cutely nodded his head for a yes… hayee… he looked so adorable that Geet couldn’t resist herself and pulled his slightly red cheeks) Mujhe pata hai ki that chipkali Pari suddenly hugged you and you were totally taken aback by her sudden action but you immediately got rid of her (and Maan was like “Tumko kaise pata“) Woh… actually aap ko yaad hai I had come to give your lunch that day and had seen that chudal cling on to you and I felt like sucking her blood but when you jerked her away like that I was so thrilled (and Maan smiled imagining Geet doing a mini dance.) Isliye I know everything (Phew his heart let out a sigh of relief “In short no pitai“) Par waise ek kaam toh acha hua us chamgadar ki wajah se (Maan raised an eyebrow “Kya“) Aap aaj ghar jaldi aa gaye aur aaj toh ghar par koi hai bhi nahi (she spoke with a hint of mischief in her voice and Maan immediately snaked his hands over her bare waist pulling her really close to himself.)
(You were fearing seeing that newspaper picture right (and Maan so cutely nodded his head for a yes… hayee… he looked so adorable that Geet couldn’t resist herself and pulled his slightly red cheeks) I know that, that lizard Pari had suddenly hugged you and you were totally taken aback by her sudden action but you immediately got rid of her (and Maan was like “How do you know”) Woh… actually do you remember I had come to give your lunch that day and had seen that witch cling on to you and I felt like sucking her blood but when you jerked her away like that I was so thrilled (and Maan smiled imagining Geet doing a mini dance.) Hence I know everything (Phew his heart let out a sigh of relief “In short no beating”) But actually at least one nice thing happened because of that Bat(Maan raised an eyebrow “What”) You came home early and there is no one at home also tonight (she spoke with a hint of mischief in her voice and Maan immediately snaked his hands over her bare waist pulling her really close to himself.))
Maan (whispering huskily as his breath fanned her lips): Acha ji so what does my wifey want to do that too all alone (he winked at her as he eyed her lips with his bed room eyes and she shied away blushing hard . Hayee she looked so adorable as the slight red hue caressed her cheeks that he immediately captured her soft lips in his rough ones and kissed her completely senseless before picking her up in his arms and carrying her to their bedroom wanting to shower all his love on her and they were lost in their passionate union for the rest of the day and entire night )
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